stoopid blogger

you know what? i’m pissed. i spent a really, really long time typing up this blog on my florida vacation.. and when i posted it… guess what? it erased everything and left me with that evil error message below. gr.. anywhoz. i’m not gonna spend anymore time writing about my florida vacation. let’s just sum it up and say that i had a great time… and o yeah. there are lots of old people there. 😉

why it’s good to be a woman

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren’t listening anyway.

RAVE// clueless is a really funny movie… o.. and the step bro’s hot too. he was so sweet. aww…

RANT// i still hate blogger for deleting my really long post.