o crap

holy freaking monkeys.. my mom was freaking pissed… here’s the story:

I attempt to study for the whole day.. fall asleep for 15 minutes and within those 15 minutes.. my litto sister comes home. She rings the doorbell.. knocks the door.. i’m asleep.. i don’t hear it. but!.. i wake up right before she leaves.. and i see her with her friend’s car next to her.. and i rush downstairs to open the door for her and she’s not there. “WTF” i think to myself.. “haha.. musta been halucinating.” so i go online.. and then. my sis calls 5 minutes later and says “mom.. i’m at kristen’s house.. can u come pick me up?” damn.. i’m stoopid.. shoulda picked up the phone, but it was the other line.. and when i got to the phone, she’d already hung up. so i thought nothing about it.. i was like.. hmm.. i guess kristen never brought her home after the movie.. and by now i REALLY thought i’d been hallucinating…

my mom comes home from work to take my sister to swimming another 5 minutes later. “MARISA! … ” .. ::no response::.. i tell my mom that she’s at kristen’s house.. and my mom’s all pissed.. and she leaves.. while she does this.. she decides to switch from the camry that she was driving to work.. to the odyssey.. and she scratches the odyssey against the back wall cause she’s in so much ob a rush….. (that made her even more pissed.. o_O)

she comes home with my sister.. and she starts screaming at me cause she thought i had snuck outta the house or something and wasn’t home when my sister came home.. and this whole time i’m like. Oooo.. so i wasn’t hallucinating.. but i tried to explain to her that i was sleeping. and she’s like.. REALLY pissed. she’s like. “i need you today.. and u fall asleep at this time?”.. i’m like “WTFreak.. i study all day.. fall asleep for 15 minutes.. and she comes home.. how the freak am i supposed to know what time she’s gonna come home.. she never told me”.. and then i go on like.. “and there are keys.. she has keys!!”..

so i go to the backyard and teach her how to use her freaking house keys.. and then i lock the dooor.. and tell her to go open the door. she can’t figure it out.. and opens the backyard gate to tell me.. and my dog runs out onto the street and i have to go chase my dog down..

my mom is like.. “i am so mad at you guys rite now.. juss leave him.. i don’t care.. i’m going back to work.. “.. and she drives away..

o man.. talk about bad luck.. she’s freaking pissed!!!